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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Nasa delays next flight of Boeing’s alternative to SpaceX Dragon - The Edge Malaysia

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

What was the worst decision you ever did?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

How to Watch Tonight's NBA Finals Indiana Pacers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Game 1 for Free - CNET

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Please, Please, Please Don't Show This To Your MAGA-Supporting Family Unless You Want To Start A Fight At The Dinner Table - Yahoo News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dear Doctor: What are the best ways to help my kidneys recover from nearly failing? - OregonLive.com

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Meteor Activity Outlook for June 7-13, 2025 - American Meteor Society

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Still no good

Then came..

No way

How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC