What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 03:56

Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
What was the worst decision you ever did?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
How to Watch Tonight's NBA Finals Indiana Pacers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder Game 1 for Free - CNET
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dear Doctor: What are the best ways to help my kidneys recover from nearly failing? - OregonLive.com
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Meteor Activity Outlook for June 7-13, 2025 - American Meteor Society
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Still no good
Then came..
No way