What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 06:13

Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Why are white women so hard to date?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics